Covid Shower

When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.

"So did you take that girl home last night? Sure did. I gave her a nice Covid Shower."

by JR382 January 14, 2022

Bumpy Shower

A gay sex act which involves but is not limited to entering a shower, bathtub, or sauna for the purpose of contracting multiple sexually transmitted infections such as gonorrhea, herpes, and genital warts. Quite often bubble bath or conditioner is used as lubrication to penetrate the anus. This often leaves both participants feeling dirtier than when they entered.

Jole: Did you hear that Bret gave Frank a bumpy shower?

Matt: Yea man, I heard they're both burnin now

or

Jole: I've been farting bubbles all day man what happened last night?

Matt: You don't remember? We took a bumpy shower.

by Chuck VanDoren September 25, 2012

Refugee Shower

To scrub/rinse your head under a running faucet. Typical for when there are no showers available and you're too damn tired to undress.

Jay: "Man, that workout was intense, but now I'm running behind for my date and I reek!"
Dan: "Dude, easy answer - refugee shower!"

by DiscoDTam September 12, 2014

Senators Shower

When you are taking care of a foreign diplomat and they decide to bestow upon you a cultural gift of reverence. However, during the ceremony an unexpected wave of nausea overcomes the diplomat, they projectile vomit all over you, and then void at least 1.5 gallons of warm an malodorous (likely infectious) urine all over your new shoes.

- Hey did you hear Kaylynn got honored with a "Senators Shower" by that foreign dignitary?

- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.

by Reedski December 6, 2021

Shower Boob

When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.

Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)

by Bidemop June 29, 2017

water shower

This is when a person, male or female, gives you a saliva shower in order to boost your cleanliness.

Man, I want a water shower from bob right now, wonder if he is hydrated enough to give one right now.

by SteveTHEEpineapple May 2, 2018

Coldhot shower

When someone falls asleep you pour coldhot on them(slap a bunch of coldhot packets on them)

Dude he fell asleep during the party and I totaly gave him a coldhot shower

by Fridgerkitty November 23, 2009