Diamond Ass

An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.

May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.

Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.

Doug is a diamond ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

ass yo

An expression used to express distraught.

Also used to show excitement.

"Ass yo, I just got pwnd"

"ASS YO, I heard Sam went down on Erik V! I always knew he was gay!"

by 1timeatbandcamp January 23, 2009

Physician Assing

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.

Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.

by StrongB December 1, 2021

Ass Spatter

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

by MJH3 January 11, 2010

hacker's ass

A painful feeling in one's ass caused by sitting too long. Hacker's ass is a common condition among programming enthusiasts.

I need to get one of those Aeron chairs, I'm starting to get some chronic hacker's ass.

"Hey Bob, wanna grab some coffee?"

"Sure, I'm starting to get some hacker's ass anyways."

by Deep Pancake February 11, 2014

Ass medallion

Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.

Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!

by Silty Loam June 14, 2016

ass-hearted

The act of half-heartedly doing something half-assed.

I really didn't care enough to properly not care about fixing the door, so I did an ass-hearted job.

by Organic Robot June 18, 2009