dragon slayed

To preform the act of intercourse on a undesirable dragon looking woman.

bill- "last night i went to a a fat convention and dragon slayed a fatty"

pete- "gross"

bill " ya, but fucking ugly girls makes me feel like a fucking hero."

by canadianbaconator April 20, 2009

dragon Turfing

The act of standing on a girl with big fake breasts and flapping them back and forth pretending like they are wings while also rapping your new mixtape as that shit is fire.

Hey. Did you hear about the Dragon Turfing I did last night?

by Dragon Turfing April 20, 2017

Smokey Dragon

When you are having anal sex and you gape their asshole so you can blow a dank cloud from your vape into them.

Man I was banging this chick last night and I gave her the thickest Smokey Dragon!

by amchristo February 18, 2017

dragon piss

A level of heat capable of melting glaciers.

This coffee is as hot as dragon piss, gotta let it cool down first.

by jebucha July 13, 2016

Purple Dragon

When a man gives his partner a purple nurple, drags his balls across they're face and cums on them.

Me and my wife wanted to spice things up so I decided to try a purple dragon on her.

by GoreDios October 27, 2022

final dragon

When your partner gets vodka and evenly spits it on your pubes,

you then set your pubes on fire you let it burn while you intensively

masturbate. you cant put the flames out until you you ejaculate on your partners face

"Hey bro whats up with you today"

"i got 3rd degree burns on my balls from doing the final dragon last night"

by my cuz September 30, 2013

White Dragon

A dragon that drinks milk (which causes its scales to turn white) in the land of dank memes.

"Is that my boi?"
"Naw, that's my White Dragon."

by Draguinny July 4, 2018