wedgie

A painfully punishment given to the nerds, losers and even geeks who need it.

See that nerd Elizabeth over their sitting by herself. This I gave a massive wedgie morning she really needed it she was being a total dork. After that she went to the corner and cried her eyes out.

by Texan boy July 25, 2016

Wedgie

What all us socially awkward nerds who wear tighty whities get. It's unfair.

Even teachers give me wedgies, the milf girl teacher gave me one today, She stripped me down to my white underwear in the girls bathroom and hung me on the flagpole. I pooped my briefs from fright. Will someone ever let me down. I can't escape it. I hate getting a wedgie.

by JustAnotherLoserNerd May 5, 2014

wedgie

a sudden upward jerk on the underpants, stinging like crazy at the crotch

A bully likes to give wedgies.

by Grant March 5, 2005

Wedgie

When underwear is grabbed by the waistband and yanked up into the butt crack.

My dad and brother ganged up on me giving me a painful basketball shorts wedgie.

by basketballshortsmaster May 7, 2018

Wedgie

An uncommon prank in real life, but commonly appearing in older movies, a wedgie is the lodging of underwear between one's cheeks, unintentionally or otherwise, as underwear can ride up, or you could catch it on something. Usually hated by the people to recieve them, but aren't always. Some people actually like the feeling of this, as do i.

Example 1(non-fetish)
Jim: did you hear about Sam?
Carter:no what happened?
Jim:I heard he got a massive wedgie from Aaron and his girlfriend.
Carter:ha, what a dork!

Example two:(sexual style)
Samantha: yesterday I got huge wedgies from Clyde! He pulls so well! I wish he would do it more often though...
Greg: (Sarcasticly)yeah, right!, I've gotten way worse from you! It's so much fun when you do it too!.
Samantha:ok...let's see how you like this!*shenanigans insue.*

by Kampo2themax March 2, 2022

wedgie

The exscruciating pain between the butt cheeks when underwear is pulled in a upward postion.

That bullie gave me a serious wedgie.

by corey10 December 28, 2005

[wedgie]

u pull up on someones underware up from behind

i am 16 my bro is 10 i kicked him in the balls and he cried so i grabed him and pushed him into the shed and hung him by his underware wedgie pwnage for 2 days he undid the wedgie so i kicked him in the balls agian and grabed him and hung him agian

by wedgie wizard545267687777565 November 6, 2007