Cat rodeo

A farcical assemblage of bureaucrats who cannot accomplish anything because they fail to connect and communicate with one another effectively. If you can imagine a traditional rodeo with cats instead of bulls and horses and with miniature riders of whatever sort suits your fancy, what would happen? Cats would be in various areas of the arena preening themselves, fighting or playing with each other, or getting distracted by shiny and moving objects; and since no riders would succeed in mounting the cats, the contest would never start or end.

Use this word to describe corporate meetings and initiatives that go nowhere.

That three-hour synergy meeting was a real cat rodeo.

by Catmom January 10, 2015

True Rodeo

When having sex doggystyle, you whisper your girls' sisters' name in her ear and see if you can stay in for 8 seconds.

"Beth gave Johnnie a true rodeo last night, he whispered her sisters name while he was blowin' her back out"

by Chuck Dizzle from Newfizzle January 14, 2010

ass rodeo

Action in which one person bites the buttocks of another person for as long as they can. This is typically a party game in which someone yells "ass rodeo!" and goes after someone.

That bruise is from last night when Barrie busted out some ass rodeo.

by ap08 March 8, 2008

Toe Rodeo

The act of getting your big toe stuck while putting your undergarments on.

Dude! i was getting ready for my big date after my shower, and got my big toe stuck in my underwear. it was a Toe Rodeo all over the place!

by watson88 December 9, 2008

Cajun rodeo

When she puts tapatio on her dildo and sprinkles tony chachere's Creole seasoning on it and uses it on herself
How long can she hold on? That's the cajun rodeo

Dont get with her, she's been through a Cajun rodeo

by elkenstein January 13, 2019

Sweedish Rodeo

A sexual game where the male mounts the female in the doggy-style fashion, upon penetrating, the male leans forward and whispers the phrase: "I have AIDS" into the females ear. The male then tries to keep his penis inside of the female.

Suzie: "Get it out of me you sick-o!"
Phil: "Yeehaw!"

by Alexander Rosborough May 27, 2004

Swedish Rodeo

Take a swedish chick from behind, lean over to her ear and whisper quietly "I have AIDs," then try to keep your dick inside of her.

"Hey man, wanna go to Raceway tonight?" "No way man, I'm gonna play some Swedish rodeo with the hot foreign exchange chick!"

by Killzor August 23, 2003