by Drango777 November 28, 2016
Get the ballet kickmug. The crack Ho executed a fine Arkansas ballet. Aided by crystal meth and some dollar bills shoved into her underwear
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
Get the Arkansas balletmug. The sweetest person in he world who is adorable, graceful, and in charge. She doesn’t let anyone boss her around because she is a queen bee. She is intelligent and knows more than two million inspiration quotes. There is no stopping this muffin queen.
by Evie dett June 8, 2018
Get the Ballet muffinmug. The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!
Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!
by Kevinkwik November 29, 2016
Get the asphalt balletmug. Person 1: Aww you do ballet? That’s so cute.
Person 2: Can you lift your leg that high?
Person 1: ...I-
Person 2: yeah didn’t think so.
Person 2: Can you lift your leg that high?
Person 1: ...I-
Person 2: yeah didn’t think so.
by slamanderthursday June 28, 2021
Get the Balletmug. A sport that everybody who is not a dancer thinks it’s easy and not really a sport when really it is like 1000x harder than football (I know this cuz I’ve played with my friends who are boys) and leave your legs feeling numb and your hips super fucking sore
Non-dancer: “Ballet is like the easiest thing ever.”
Dancer: “ oh really? Try taking a class with me.
Dancer: “ oh really? Try taking a class with me.
by Cookiedoughgaaaaah November 4, 2020
Get the Balletmug.