Corona Calculus

The use of differentiation and integration symbols to hypothesize the infection and mortality rates of change in many parts of the developed world. For example, which of the following Covid-19 hypotheses are worth investigating further?

Wuhan: ∫🦠₁₉ dx = 🦇 + c
White House: ∫🦠₁₉ dx = 🇨🇳🧫🧪+ c

Singapore: d/dx (🦠₁₉) = 😷x + 💀y
US: d/dx (🤥₄₅ + 🦠₁₉) = 😷ˣ + 💀ʸ

Corona calculus helps us to differentiate between facts and falsehoods about the coronavirus, while we integrate the latest effective preventive measures adopted by countries with low infections and deaths to control the pandemic crisis.

by MathPlus December 7, 2020

Corona Effect

similar to the coriolis effect, after having too many beers the world seems to move in curved lines

after ten beers, he began to experience teh corona effect

by ampers& March 14, 2009

Corona Chode

when youv'e just finished cleaning the 911 towers and you see a plane coming your way

so I just finished cleaning the windows and I see and plane and I go CUM ON. after this I really feel like liam randall fucked me with his Corona Chode

by connels a fag December 26, 2021

Corona Cock

n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!

John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!

Steve: You & me both!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020

Corona Virus

A Virus that ruined our year😛

“hey remember 2020?“
“yeah, corona? it ruined my spring break and school year.”
“the corona virus also ruined our year.”

by saijeh April 15, 2020

Corona Cunt

People who act like selfish cunts during an virus outbreak or pandemic

Holy shit, the Corona Cunts are hoarding all the food and sanitiser. What about everyone else?

by Walter Kovaks March 25, 2020

Corona Bona

That dick you slide down on during that Corona Pandemic

You mind when we're done with this quarantine, if I slide on that Corona Bona???

by Xraygirl28 March 28, 2020