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Worker Slugs

Cumropes that are blasted in public places including (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Libraries, ZoomTan, etc. that are then advertised online while tagging the scene of the slug, thus leading to an automatic 86.
“We out here baby workin! Planet Fitness 86’d me for no reason. Busting worker slugs. Innocent worker slugs. Craziness! 100%”
Worker Slugs by Worker86 March 30, 2025

Worker Slugs

Cumropes that are blasted in public places including (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Libraries, ZoomTan, etc. that are then advertised online while tagging the scene of the slug, thus leading to an automatic 86.
“We out here baby workin! Planet Fitness 86’d me for no reason. Busting worker slugs. Innocent worker slugs. Craziness! 100%”
Worker Slugs by Worker86 March 30, 2025

Worker Slugs

Cumropes that are blasted in public places including (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Libraries, ZoomTan, etc. that are then advertised online while tagging the scene of the slug, thus leading to an automatic 86.
“We out here baby workin! Planet Fitness 86’d me for no reason. Busting worker slugs. Innocent worker slugs. Craziness! 100%”
Worker Slugs by Worker86 March 30, 2025

Worker Slugs

A slugrope blasted at high velocity due to yankin your bird with greasy palms. Specifically a big solo load that leads to getting 86’d from an establishment such as (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Zoom Tan, Cayuga Community College, etc.
“Yes sir baby! Out here workin! Catching 86’s and greasing palms throwing out worker slugs all over the judgement free zone!”
Worker Slugs by Worker86 March 31, 2025

Slippery slippery slugs 

When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.
Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”

Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”

fear of slugs 

you know you have a fear of slugs when u cry when u see a slut
girl: *sees slug and screams*
boy: darn girl you must have a fear a slugs

fear of slugs- screaming and crying when u see a slug
fear of slugs by slugggggggirl August 15, 2017