Skateboarding

Stylish destruction of public property.

One time, I broke into a skater's house and put wax all over his TV and furniture. He was really mad, even after i told him it would slide better now. Skate and create, man!

by Squid Wrangler March 24, 2005

skateboard

it is a life a crime in someplaces and a passion
you cant say you are a real skater unless you sweat bleed and live for the sport

"sk8er 4 life"

by toast March 31, 2003

skateboard

A short narrow board having a set of four wheels mounted under it, ridden in a standing or crouching position and often used to perform stunts

Tony Hawk is a skateboard legend.

by illEATurHARTout March 11, 2004

skateboarder

A person, usually a teenaged floppy-hair kid with tight jeans and logos eveywhere who thinks by buying a skateboard they are instanly cool. They usually have no idea what they are doing and look quite stupid while trying to figure out which side you put on the ground.

Posuer: hey! cool scene kids of whom i am trying to imersonate! look at my new skateboard!
Kids: How much was that deck?
Posuer: Huh? What? I'm just trying to be a skateboarder! Mommy!

by sugar-coated-suicide August 18, 2006

skateboarder

a person who rides on a skateboard (DUH!)

Sk8r: check out that sk8boarder do a nosegrind...sweet!
Sk8boarder: Dude!! I'm a.....dude sk8boarding rulz!!

by thegrrlontheinlineskates November 2, 2003

skateboarder

A TRUE skateboarder is someone that thinks rap is really gay. they like rock and the poser skaters are dissed by the real skaters. real skaters just hate it that school ruins like a third of your life. and it pisses them off how they have no choice, it pisses them off how GUYS wear HOLLISTER SHIRTS!!! That shows a true fag. skaters just arent afraid to stand up and speak there mind. unlike football players. who think getting drunk is "soo cool" thats all they do on off season. they sit on there ass and get drunk. skateboarders are always getting better physically and gaining balance and things. unlike like gay jocks that wear there american eagle and hollister shirts. fags.

jock: check it out! i can chug a beer in 20 seconds!
skateboarder: umm ok? check this out, i can tre flip a 10 stair!
jock: o. uh.... check out my pink hollister shirt!
skateboarder: nice... fag

by ipartyhard April 14, 2007

skateboarding

A crime.

'Skateboarding is not a crime' was emblazoned upon the poseur's black t-shirt in perfect white letters, and a brand new deck was hanging limply in his feminine hands.

by nihil8r March 12, 2004