Jack Bandit

1.One who reaches his goal while being craft, sly and slick.

2.An alter ego of Doug from Nickelodeon who wore a hat, scarf and cowl similar to the movie "The Shadow".

3. Someone who is successful when it comes to having sex with the opposite sex.

Wa-na-naa, Jack Bandit.

And when climbed on top of me, I thought, "I am Jack Bandit."

Patti Mayonnaise: Oh mystery man who are?
Doug as Jack Bandit: I'm <Music: Wa-Na-Naa> Jack Bandit!

by Escalade714 April 18, 2004

Spork bandit

A person who shouldn't be trusted with a knife or fork. Therefore you have to give them a spork

That spork bandit dillon was so drunk last night we had to give him a spork with his chinese takeaway.

by W.p.abbott July 30, 2016

Trash Bandit

A colloquial term for a raccoon.

There's a trash bandit getting into my garbage cans.

by Sir Rat July 18, 2017

hoodie bandit

A hoodie bandit is a person that plays the gps phone game ingress while always having a hoodie on. He/she will attack, cap, upgrade, and mod portals while hiding in bushes, laying down in the back of cars, hugging against walls, and quite simply, being an agent of the shadows. You won't see he/she coming, but if you do, it is because he/she is allowing it. His/her ingress expertise level is professional. Be ready to lose if he/she is your opponent.

Neveryoumindwho is such a hoodie bandit. I don't think I have a chance against them.

by Deceit Hunter November 12, 2015

food bandit

someone who consistently steals other peoples food; especially prevalent among male college-age roommates.

I had leftover pizza in the refrigerator but now its gone. My roommate is such a food bandit.

by Are2Dee2 December 13, 2009

Turd Bandit

A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.

"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."

by Toxic Bananas July 19, 2014

Dirty Bandit

Verb - When 2 people are having sexual intercourse and someone runs in, interfering, sticks his or her penis in, pulls out, then runs away immediately.

Noun - someone who performs the act above.

"DIRTY BANDIT"

by The Dirty Dan September 22, 2016