Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?
Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?
Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?
Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?
by AragornElessar February 08, 2024
That one friend who oversees the group intake of drugs, and makes sure everyone keeps apexing their high.
James: Oh wow, I'm starting to come down a bit you know.
Taylor: You won't be saying that in a minute when Pill Sergeant Jack makes his rounds.
Taylor: You won't be saying that in a minute when Pill Sergeant Jack makes his rounds.
by QueenJamaal May 30, 2020
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A "Sergeant Marshall" is a member of the Armed Forces, more specifically the the New Zealand Army and is a man of giant stature who is capable of ripping the heads of his enemies and crushing there skulls with his own hands. Often feared by his foe and subordinates, equally and superiors who will often given to insure there own head remains on firmly attached to there Shoulders.
Enemy fighter 1: "who's that man standing shirtless with a taiaha in one hand and a human skull in the other"
Enemy Fighter 2: "That's a Sergeant Marshall a man capable of absolute destruction"
Enemy Fighter 1: "We Should Run"
Enemy Fighter 2: "Its too late once a Sergeant Marshall spots you all hope is lost and you are sure to have you're skull crushed"
Sergeant Marshall: "Aaarrggghhh!!!!"
Enemy Fighter 2: "That's a Sergeant Marshall a man capable of absolute destruction"
Enemy Fighter 1: "We Should Run"
Enemy Fighter 2: "Its too late once a Sergeant Marshall spots you all hope is lost and you are sure to have you're skull crushed"
Sergeant Marshall: "Aaarrggghhh!!!!"
by thearmymancan April 25, 2022
Officer : Where's 2nd platoon?
Grunt: They gone sir.
Officer: Why?
Grunt: Staff Sergeant Brothers came through. He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.
Grunt: They gone sir.
Officer: Why?
Grunt: Staff Sergeant Brothers came through. He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.
by Fukyachikenstrips June 28, 2018
by Some guy from discord November 23, 2021
Loser Staff Sergeant Simpson
by B.Richards August 31, 2022