Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

by T D1ddy March 01, 2011

Ella’s wife

Diona! ella’s wife is diona the girl with the pink haired😀

Ella’s wife means Someone called Ella loves someone and has married them

by izzybobelly February 14, 2021

wife saver

A low alcohol beer.

I should be ok tonight, even though the team lost, he's on the wife saver.

by karnowski snr December 28, 2023

Gojo’s Wife

A new constellation that occurs only on one day of the year, June 7.

You are not Gojo’s wife.

by Gojo’swife December 07, 2023

The wife and kid

*Work and responsibility / the real world

I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...

by Richard Stratton August 17, 2015

wife steal

when a nigga like me smashes your wifey on her girl's night out while you are constantly calling her to check where she is

me: next time your girl is going out without you, remember boy, I am gonna show you what a wife steal is :)

by I'mHim August 29, 2023

banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.

Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.

by the meme war master January 26, 2016