wanka
a dickhead, or motherfucker
wanka by Hot_Rod_DB October 26, 2003
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wankster
Someone that pretends to be a ganster and tries to talk in gangster language and wear ganster clothes when the really don't know anything about being a ganster.
Dexter Yee, that wankster, said, "Fasho, yo, mo' fo'" when trying to impress Nick Honda, the gangster.
wankster by happeekoikoikoi September 19, 2004
wanket
wanket by Dan Patterson February 1, 2007
posh wank
To masturbate having first gone to the trouble of donning a condom.
The idea being that the extra time, effort, financial investment and ceremony involved separate this from a base, brutal or "lower" wank - the ocassion suggested by wearing a condom would usually only arise in company, and more specifically for pentrative sex with a special other.
The idea being that the extra time, effort, financial investment and ceremony involved separate this from a base, brutal or "lower" wank - the ocassion suggested by wearing a condom would usually only arise in company, and more specifically for pentrative sex with a special other.
i wasn't going to see lisa for 4 days, and i had the time and felt like spoiling myself, so i dressed the old chap up and had a posh wank.
posh wank by Dave D Dangerous December 27, 2004
Wank of Shame
To masturbate furiously over the image of an ex-girlfriend. Typically ends with a bout of self-loathing and/or tears.
"Tom was feeling lonely so he logged on to facebook and treated himself to a wank of shame over a chick who had dumped him 10 years ago and was now happily married. And then he had a cry"
Wank of Shame by Coq-piece December 9, 2009
wank into oblivion
To masturbate yourself into unconsciousness - usually as a result of rejection, failure, sheer boredom or all of the above
wank into oblivion by mrbruceman February 6, 2012