Someone who unintentionally and without control, sporadically finds and eats "air biscuits" after getting high on meth. Often this level of intense and irreversible over-amperage if the result of extended and acute methamphetamine usage. It's often identical in appearance to the physical gestures a zombie would act out whilst roaming for human flesh. Distinguishable by a singular, sudden,rapid and twisting motion of the head to either side. During which the zombie quickly opens and closes the jaw as if to bite a yummies treat that is being dangled just above and out of reach. Repeated at random and frequent intervals.
"Damn that dude's ate up.. I'm surprised that Speed Eater ain't broke his neck yet doin' moves like that!"
by JahRoo May 22, 2023
Get the speed eater mug.A person who indiscriminately adopts the latest diets and eating trends without a health condition requiring or recommending them.
OMG, Becky is such a fad eater. Last week she started Crossfit and went totally Paleo. This week she decided to start on the Whole 30.
by Cricket McJunkins June 4, 2018
Get the fad eater mug.D1 eater is that someone who eats you like no one else before but can be upgraded from a D1 Eater to a Pro Eater. Just need to lose that D1 eater.
Him: man, she is a D1 eater
Friend: I got myself a Pro Eater
Him: I should upgrade to Pro because you ain't flinching for getting pegged anymore.
Friend: I got myself a Pro Eater
Him: I should upgrade to Pro because you ain't flinching for getting pegged anymore.
by d1pss December 5, 2023
Get the d1 eater mug.by KnotswhatUwant December 18, 2022
Get the Eater mug.Civic Driver: bro my car is so fast, ain't ever seen a set of tail lights
TDI Driver: wait for my homie to pull up
*GTI pulls up*
Civic Driver: OH SHIT ITS A CIVIC EATER!!!
TDI Driver: wait for my homie to pull up
*GTI pulls up*
Civic Driver: OH SHIT ITS A CIVIC EATER!!!
by LynX2596 December 1, 2021
Get the Civic Eater mug.by truth🤷🏾♂️ December 21, 2022
Get the Dick Eater mug.A knob.
Jack: That guy over there is such a knob.
Dad: Don’t say that Jack. Do you know what a knob is?
Jack: Yeah. It’s a picky eater.
Dad.l: Nah mate. It’s the end of your dick.
Jack: oops…
Dad: Don’t say that Jack. Do you know what a knob is?
Jack: Yeah. It’s a picky eater.
Dad.l: Nah mate. It’s the end of your dick.
Jack: oops…
by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021
Get the Picky Eater mug.