Lana = short

lana is a midget that hasnt grown since she was 7

Lana is suuuper short, I hope my kids dont grow up to be her height.
Lana = short (quick maths)

by Lana is so short November 16, 2021

strawberry short cake

a small red dick that looks pink like a strawberry and the balls are usually in the shape of a heart.

jim has a strawberry Short cake and gets made fun of by even gingers

by klater September 21, 2011

Eat My Shorts

The short film series of the Just For Laughs Film Festival in Montreal, screening comedy short films since 1997.

Dude, did you catch Eat My Shorts last year? I almost peed myself it was so funny!

by 514funny October 14, 2008

nut-cut shorts

Male shorts that are so short the male genitalia can be seen.

Damn, I wish that fag would put on some longer shorts. His balls are hanging out of his nut-cut shorts.

by jessie blum May 12, 2008

Short bus deligaton

Group of people when they get together, act so foolishly that you think they rode the short bus together.

Look at these guys from hooters. They obviously think the girls are hot. To bad they’re apart of the Short bus deligaton

by Colin33448 November 22, 2017

Short Arm Syndrome

when a male (typically of teenage years/ one who plays minecraft) has a large ego, therefore thinking he is the best. Often, he will boast or brag. Abbreviated as S.A.S

John plays with his cannons so much, he's developed Short Arm Syndrome.

by young_volcanoes September 19, 2017

short ladder attack

A situation where extremely large numbers (thousands) of very tiny trades (100 shares or less) are done at approximately the same share price (within a penny or two) for a short period of time (typically <30 minutes) that causes the tools, software, and websites that retail investors use to buy/sell stocks to fail. Examples of failure include graphs that were showing the activity of the stock while the markets are open suddenly disappearing and showing "Data Not Available". Where multiple attempts are made to view the graph and continue to fail for a period of time. Inability to view the current stock price, current volume, current translations in progress, or other details due to server failure or sever overload. Inability to log in to investment websites to change buy or sell stocks because the websites do not respond or do not load. Server error messages when submitting a buy or sell order that prevents it from being registered with the market. It is rumored that these types of attacks are done to prevent retail investors from being able to buy the stock so that the hedge funds can drive down the price and purchase it at a lower price using tools, software, and websites that are not available to retail investors.

The short ladder attack prevented the average investor from being able to purchase shares at the lower price and by the time it was over, the price was already back up to where it was.

by JustAnAverageBloke2021 February 4, 2021