mess of crabs

a whole shit load of crotch critters

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs

by red kong July 6, 2014

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Caribbean Crab Bite

when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole

I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio

by Linden&James December 5, 2024

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Crab stealer

When a person hires a crab to steal your items.

Person 1: "Dave, you're such a crab stealer."
Person 2: "i just used a piece of fish to train it "

by DJ_Rumbi October 27, 2022

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Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010

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One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...

Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs

by wodiespodie May 18, 2016

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