swag momma

A girl that is the sexiest person in the room and everyone knows it just by her sheer presence

"Bro that girls a swag momma"

by Monkeyman__D1 October 7, 2016

Swag Traditions

Traditions and holidays related to swag and swag activities

Person 1: Yo, does your family have swag traditions
Person 2: Yes, on Christmas we swag
Person 1: Swag
Person 2: Swag

by TheGoldenGorilla April 19, 2021

Thumbnail Swag

When a girl or guy looks really good in their thumbnail picture on facebook, but when you open their page and see the blown up version it is less than satisfactory.

Dustin: Aww man that girl looks hot, check out her page!
(clicks open page)
Dustin: Dang, I thought she looked really good...
Gary: Yeah man, she's got thumbnail swag.

by garysmithandstuff39 July 31, 2011

SWAG AT MATH

sex with andrew garfield and tobey maguire and tom holland

it would be a dream come true
hot girls think about swag at math 24/7

by stargirlinterlude21 February 24, 2022

turban swag

Turban swag is when your turban matches with the colour of your top.

OMG that dude over there has a purple turban and a sick purple shirt. He's got turban swag.

by turbanswag January 5, 2015

swag money

someone who is so fucking swag that swag isnt enough to describe them and the suffix money must be added because of just how fucking swag they are
they are so swag that their balls dont produce cum they just produce SWAG

bart mccracking: i'm the swaggiest person on earth. no one can beat my swag
waybama: LICK MY BALLS BERT IM SWAG MONEY

by ClinkClinkBitch January 20, 2021

Dumpster Swag

White trash people who use swag as an excuse for not giving two shits about how completely idiotic they sound or look in any public society or environment. Where acting like an independent moron is seen as being "cool". However, most likely independent is the last thing they'll ever be considered as, because of all of our tax payer dollars that will be going to waste towards welfare checks that'll be sent out to support all the "prom-night" dumpster baby mothers and fathers that won't stop popping out unfortunate children from their scum-ridden-condom-dissolving-cuntasaurus-douchedicks, to be raised under the teachings of dumpster swag.

IE; "You from de soth?? #lol #OnFacebook #buttsex" "What's with the hash tag down syndrome on facebook? And why can't you use proper grammar in anything you say or post?" "IDGAF (I don't give a fuck) I do want I what! YOU Dnt like it, You facebook #dewete me, #imafuckingmoron" "wow... You must be one giant scum-ridden-condom-dissolving-cuntasaurus-douchedick, huh?" "SWAG bch!?" -.- "Dumpster Swag".

by dafuqIsWrongWithPpl February 3, 2013