Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch

Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric

Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."

by PlanetOceanReturns February 08, 2023

Lunch Money

In sneaker talk, the term "lunch money" is used when a sneaker is sold for very little profit, i.e. the sneaker is sold for a little over it's retail price (hence "lunch" money, typically because it is a small sum of money you would buy lunch with). This sum typically varies between 5-20$.

Person 1: I sold my yeezys for 235$ yesterday.
Person 2: but you paid 220$ for them! That's lunch money profit.

by BlueNerve January 01, 2021

Lunch

The art of wanting to fuck a uwu catgirl and using the code word lunch

Wanna watch lunch later

by HEEENNNNTTTTAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII January 29, 2021

lunch

The most universal word ever that you can use in any sentence, regardless if it makes sense or not.

I keep it juicy juicy, eat that lunch!
You just got lunched.
Oh lunch

by averagestudent69 March 30, 2021

Lunch

Lunch is a meal eaten in the middle of the day, unless you’re in maintenance.

PL: let’s go grab lunch vato.
Mechanic: Sorry man, can’t go to lunch, cause someone has to watch your lines.

PL: okay I’ll save you some crumbs.

by VPOUSOfDANONE September 16, 2020

Lunch

To wait a while on something.

Bro, can you please 'lunch' on the blunt for a second; so i can breathe.

by SthPhilly215 April 24, 2022

Lunch

A peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich.

"First I like to put the jelly inside my ass, then I put the peanut butter on top. But Tom here will be calling it lunch."
-Boondock, Booty Warrior Episode

by Unkle Ruckus November 29, 2022