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butch cookie

when a lesbian punches her pregnant girlfriend in the stomach and eats the dead fetus from her vagina
My girlfriend said it's OK to fuck dude, but if i get pregnant the baby is going to end up a butch cookie.
by LOW-CASPER May 1, 2009
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penis cookie

The new term for teabagging in the Halo world. Instead of asking, "How do my nuts taste?", when teabagging, one can say, "Take that penis cookie!"
Guy 1 kills Guy 2 in Halo and teabags him.
Guy 1 : How does that penis cookie taste?
Guy 2 : Damn, I can't fit it all in my mouth at once.
by kenster421 October 20, 2008
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Gangster Cookies

Props,Or an addition to the amount of people who you cause to back down or bitch back (brownie points)
Girl:Man,I Jus Heard That bitch sayin she was gon fight jim's babymomma

Girl2:Please, That Hoe Gets No Gangster Cookies For That
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space cookie

Anomalous object that randomly flies by in the Disneyland ride Space Mountain. Looks like a giant cookie. If left unnoticed, it could threaten the safety of earth.
Booya, I broke the record! I saw the space cookie 9 times in one ride!
by John November 15, 2004
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cookies and cream

after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.
I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.
by Cordova...FUCK!!! March 31, 2008
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OOKIE COOKIE

When a bunch of men gather in a circle and masterbate on a cookie and the first one who can't cum in 5 minutes has to eat the cookie.
I knew I shouldn't of eaten that Ookie Cookie last night.
by gorgonzola1234 August 5, 2011
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nigel cookie

Usually referring to a man who is not quite sure of his identity, tends to be called Cookie in his workplace, but Nigel by his mad stalkers, who tends to be from Trinidad in origin.

An all round nice guy who tends to enjoy singing in really homosexual ways to arouse his colleagues. Sadly for him, he tends to only arouse himself.

A "Nigel Cookie" is a man with no shame, who masturbates at frequent intervls throughout the day, without caring who sees.

Dangerous. If you hear someone refer to a person as a Nigel Cookie, be careful.
Watch out for that Nigel Cookie fella', he's unpredictable.

Person 1: I wish I understood why that man masturbates in public;
Person 2: Oh, didn't you realise? He's a Nigel Cookie!
Person 1: Crikey moses. That is unbelievable.
by carrie o'hanlon December 8, 2007
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