hey mother fucker! So today is the day that fucking holy guy was born, right?
Jay: My girlfriend says that christmas is a crock'a shit cos' nowhere in the bible does it say that the big man was born on December 25th... It's also a time to be drunk and merry!
Toekzy; yeah... thats cool i guess... alright kids, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret..READY?
Jay: i'm a herion addict, i'll probly be your next president... WAAOOOWW!!
Jay: My girlfriend says that christmas is a crock'a shit cos' nowhere in the bible does it say that the big man was born on December 25th... It's also a time to be drunk and merry!
Toekzy; yeah... thats cool i guess... alright kids, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret..READY?
Jay: i'm a herion addict, i'll probly be your next president... WAAOOOWW!!
by Jay Molotov & Toekzy McVeigh December 25, 2004
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Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.
Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.
News reporter: a Christmas tree controversy today as Chase bank has told a branch of theirs that they can not put a Christmas tree on display and that it must be taken down after they received complaints from customers. Other customers have threatened to pull their money out of the bank if the tree is removed.
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Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
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