Peanut

A peanut statue that shits on the floor and snaps peoples necks when they blink simultaneously.

PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT WHERES 914

by bigchungus342 September 17, 2019

My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

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My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Fuck Peanut

A person who is plump and shaped like a peanut in which you have sexual intercourse with

That dude brett is a real fuck peanut ;)

by MeGaShhady November 28, 2021

peanut slap

A painful slap to the nuts

Ah
I just go peanut slapped

by Optic grapefruit August 27, 2016

enlarged peanut

A sweet and kind nickname that you would use to refer to your loved ones! Typically a best friend. A large peanut!

“You remind me of an enlarged peanut!”

by Gargantuic peanut January 16, 2025

Peanut Butter Smooth

To make a situation or a set of numbers as smooth as humanly possible, smoother even than a babies butt. This often results in ignoring the details and only looking at hot trends.

Jake, can you please review my costing spreadsheet, I know there’s errors in it but I need you to take a look at it and peanut butter smooth it over before you leave.

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

Rogue Peanut

(noun) A peanut that varies in size. It is usually brown in color. Despite it's slight color variation, it is nearly indistinguishable from other peanuts. The only purpose of the rogue peanut is to make an awful taste in your mouth when eaten. A taste of bitterness and sourness and shame all combined into one.

A bought a bag of bulk peanuts and more than half of them were rogue...so i threw them all out. Rogue peanuts ruin everything.

by Diondege June 1, 2010