by tdizzly December 15, 2024
Get the Pass it aroundmug. Disappointed third-grader: Blast it all --- here I thought our vacation in Keebler Pass was gonna be a Wonka's-chocolate-factory type of adventure... a tour of a place where the entire landscape was made from sweet candy and crunchy baked flour! Little did I know that it was just a bunch of boring inedible ROCKS that I hadda laboriously clamber over!
by QuacksO June 14, 2020
Get the Keebler Passmug. A rapid, improvised method of transferring freshly evacuated fecal matter from hand to toilet, typically occurring in moments of urgency, poor planning, or experimental bathroom behavior.
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.
Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop
• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs
• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique
How to perfect this method:
• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.
• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.
• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.
• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.
Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop
• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs
• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique
How to perfect this method:
• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.
• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.
• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.
• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”
1. “I was mid-shower and suddenly had to poop no time to think, just had to pull off the Brownie Batter Pass.”
2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”
3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”
2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”
3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”
by EthanolLancx August 9, 2025
Get the Brownie Batter Passmug. by Shibiu November 13, 2019
Get the Passmug. by xXRPGXx17 December 7, 2023
Get the Pookie passmug. by Bri$ March 10, 2018
Get the Bump passmug. The Bok-eyed pass is used in Rugby Union and was invented in South Africa by U14 schoolboys. Johan Erasmus then elevated it to the international stage claiming it to be a new innovation along with other means of deliberate & underhand foul play that incompetent referees & World Rugby fail to punish.
Further information on this move can be found in the Rassie Erasmus book of ‘Rugby Cheats & Attention Seeking’ subtitled ‘Catch Me If You Can, Bru’.
Further information on this move can be found in the Rassie Erasmus book of ‘Rugby Cheats & Attention Seeking’ subtitled ‘Catch Me If You Can, Bru’.
“Forward pass referee!”. Ref: “No, you’re playing the Springboks, that was a Bok-eyed pass, perfected by Rassie”. Genius.
by Spratman July 21, 2025
Get the Bok-eyed passmug.