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french turkey

At a special time during the year when your French girls come over, you are going to want to bake them into your French turkey. There are many different seasonings you can use, so you will have to be careful with the crevice of your French girl. Of course there might be some disagreement at first, but when they see how hot and tan they will be after being buttered and baked at 350, they will change their minds. You cannot resist the French turkey. SO HOT MAN. SO HOT.
That girl is so pale, i want to cook her up like a french turkey.
by Cpt tickletits November 25, 2014
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turkey hopping

going to multiple friends, relatives houses in an attempt to get all the turkey, dressing, etc., and then leaving afterward.
My uncle Rick came to my house Thanksgiving in an attepmt at turkey hopping.
by AKCcc December 15, 2008
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turkey strategy

The Turkey Strategy is when you get fully wasted on Wild Turkey and still (despite your complete incoherant and whispering ramblings) manage to win at obline board games.
Haven't won a game in a while. It may be time to pull out the old turkey strategy
by Sweettommy September 23, 2021
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Turkey Rebellion

Known as Thanksgiving, prior to the year 2020, where Blue State Governors and associated local Health Officials channel their inner King George, mandating masks in your home with your loved ones while watching football and eating typically dry Turkey. Everyone's here for the booze and the sides so leave us alone!
Hey bro- Phil Murphy and/or Gavin Newsom can suck it, we're coming to your house anyways, Thanksgiving 2020 is now called Turkey Rebellion! We threw tea into the harbor- what do they expect!
by Real Clear Gadsen Flag November 18, 2020
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Turkey Tom

Some nigga that got cucked by some lolicon named Lerix
by GoonerGang September 23, 2023
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Turkey licker

When a male or female licks the pussy of an obese black woman.
by Coaler Krew September 9, 2016
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Turkey Neck

a boy who has an irregularly large "adam's apple".
hahahah melon u turkey neck! your face looks like its been rammed up a hens ass
by einstein January 4, 2005
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