jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.

this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

by terrobite January 9, 2019

The Kentucky thumb

Putting a thumb in your anus to stimulate the vasovagal response to the point to slow your heart rate down to prevent shock or death from bleeding, can also be used for pleasure also.

Put the Kentucky thumb in it.

by Nightmed May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

When your girl is on her period so you shove your thumb in her to stop the bleeding.

Brandon: Hey, how's you're girl?

Scott: She's on her period, so I gave her the old Kentucky thumb.

by Sladewilson122 May 20, 2021

Casual thumb

When you casually insert your thumb in your partner's anus during coitus

Brad had me bent over when he gave me some casual thumb. Took me by surprise!

by billmock March 11, 2022

The Green Thumb

Throw some potting soil on the ground and while having coitus in the doggy style position with your partner they pretend to be gardening. When finished sprinkle some dirt on their bootyhole and place a seed in the dirt, then plunge the seed in with your thumb.

My boyfriend gave me the green thumb last night, and now I have a green bean growing out of my anus.

by SoxOnFox March 28, 2021

Hershey Thumb

When your boss or co-worker sits around with their thumb up their ass all day doing nothing. Once it's time to go home they remove their thumb which the tip is brown, coated in doo doo, resembling a Hershey Kiss. Sometimes they have poor hygiene and toilet paper is stuck to it as well representing the niggly wiggly completing the appearance. In many cases of frequent laziness and constantly doing nothing the thumb will be permanently stained from the feces.

Hey Joseph you got another piece of candy I see you have one already? Nah Levi I been hiding in the back doing nothing as usual. My fingers are just stained and have the ol' Hershey Thumb now.

by I Am The Ferrett March 6, 2020

Kentucky Thumb

A sex act where you shove a thumb in it(it being any hole) the same way Kentucky Ballistics shoved a thumb into his wound after his gun exploded.

Guy 1: I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night
Guy 2: How'd it go?
Guy 1: Well I stopped her bleeding from her period

by A SLAP round May 20, 2021