The Three Gordon Rules

Rules used to create an immersive first-person video game.

1) make the protagonist silent
2) keep the cutscenes in first person

3) make sure the levels and maps flow seamlessly with one another.

"Valve's games pulled their players into their stories and worlds in amazing ways using a wide range of techniques, most of which we've boiled down into what we call The Three Gordon Rules!"
-- Hunt Down The Freeman - Just Bad Games

by The Logical Fallacy February 18, 2023

Three person tickler

Beating the shit out of your dick and then partner, while sing the lyrics to any 50s songs. Then find a third person and shove your fist as far up there ass as they spit on the other person face. Then you projectile cum on both of them, and then do a 3 hour anal session.

Any one up for a three person tickler?

by 5678m December 20, 2021

Three Days Grace

A pretty fucking decent rock band with meaningful words in their songs. Usually criticized by innocent pop fans who have no idea what they're talking about.

Most of the songs in One X by Three Days Grace cuts me deep, but I know it is the story of my life. I sound like an emo right now, but trust me I'm really not, I just admire their tremendous work.

by UltimateDoge March 17, 2023

five case on a three

Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.

Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "

by Terio Marin June 17, 2016

Yahweh Three Way

Similar to a Joseph's Cuckold, the Yahweh Three Way is when the Christian deity decides to let his son be born through a woman on earth - a woman in a relationship where there are now three parties involved. Seen as either the cornerstone of Christianity, or blatant bullshit

I was shocked to find out my wife has been engaging in a Yahweh Three Way, without my knowledge. Some folks have been laughing behind my back, but it's okay... at least I will be the father of a demigod

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

half life three

A gamer’s fantasy that will never be realized

1.When are they gonna make half life three

2.never

by Chauvinisticbastard February 9, 2023

three day plugger

The large, hard, round mass that ends up in your rectum after you don't move your bowels for three days.

Man, I was just soaked in sweat after having to get that three day plugger out!

by puffertw April 28, 2017