unchristian christian

Someone who goes to church and calls themselves a Christian, but acts in a completely different way outside of church.

At church, Chad is respectful and caring but at school he's a total faggot.
Yeah, he's an unchristian christian.

by @sexiestquintus May 6, 2018

jens-christian

The best guy you'll ever meet. Adorable, smart, handsome, hot and of course beautiful. You'll never meet a guy like him again, and it would kill you to lose him.

FUCK, Jens-Christian is such a pure doggo

by Betk February 24, 2017

Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

Christian witch

A CHRISTIAN that is a WITCH.

Nora: I am a christian witch, I am a Christian that is a witch.
Molly: ooooohhhh I like you 😉 let’s be ‘FRIENDS’

by that one kid that is nature October 10, 2020

Christian Threesome

A christian threesome is a sexual act involving boy-girl-girl. Thats what makes it wholesome, not no two guys and one girl, that's just gay sex with a witness.

Let's have a christian threesome, just me (guy), you (girl), and Sarah (girl), it'll be wholesome.

by LittyAgain October 2, 2020

Cussing Christian

A person who is a Christian but also cusses

Mary: “shit!”
John: “did you just cuss? I thought you were a Christian.”
Mary: “I’m a cussing Christian.”

by Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis December 30, 2021

Christian Johnson

Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!

Billy: Man I wish I could be Christian Johnson
Jake: ONG!

by NunButFax March 3, 2022