Sloppy Cans

Large breasts that tend to spill out of clothing.

Bartender, I'll have a Corona, and get the girl down there with the sloppy cans whatever she wants.

by the B.O.B. October 16, 2008

sloppy dugan

Failure as a result of one's own carelessness.

Walking with an untied shoe, Billy pulled a sloppy dugan when he tripped and shattered his pelvis.

by Aiden Ross January 10, 2008

Sloppy Dallas

The act of getting a blowjob from a girl whose mouth is full of dipping tobacco.

It was made popular by Soup and McNasty on Youtube

Eric: "I was with my girl last night and she gave me a Sloppy Dallas."

Matt: "Dude, i am so jealous."

by Hunky Skunk October 15, 2020

sloppy cooter

A funny term used to describe a womans messy vagina.

Beebee, use a damn wetnap to cleanup that big ole sloppy cooter of yours!

by RockkstarJoe July 23, 2007

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of chewing tobacco.

Guy: How was last night?
Me: It was chill until she hit me with that sloppy Dallas!

by gorbalInToTH October 15, 2020

Sloppy Gusher

A extremely dry/crusty armpit, that eventually starts to shoot puss and squeeze 18 different colors of juice out. people usually refer to this uncommon growth as a "michonda". Causes are yet to be found

"Oh shit dude you have a huge fukn sloppy gusher under here" as the someone observes ones armpit.

by BigDon.Guy December 9, 2014

Sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Do you want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by Börger October 15, 2020