Roll the Widow

An alternative term for bowling.

Sorry, can't. I Roll the Widow every Thursday.

by Deeveloper May 12, 2011

Dookie Roll

A homemade culinary treat consumed in correctional facilities, especially in the South in places like TN. This delicacy is prepared in-cell with a common plastic sandwich baggie. It most commonly consists of finely smashed up and moistened cookies, crackers, commissary candy, a little coffee, milk from the breakfast tray, some peanut butter if available, and maybe even some soggy honeybun for those inmates partial to a fluffier roll. After the roll is done it resembles is human terd and should be consumed immediately so the heat from the cooks hands adds to the experience.

Hey dude, you can have my tray tonight for a shot of coffee and your cookies or graham crackers... I’m a make a dookie roll after head count.

by GringoTN September 28, 2019

rolled shithead

Someone who is willing to argue over miniscule amounts of payment while in a drunken stupor

;downbeat person insecure with his own masculinity

; pompous asshat

My man thought he had a point, but he was just a rolled shithead!

by Richard drawsman January 30, 2016

roll troll

A person who leaves just enough toilet paper on the roll so that they don't have to change it (i.e. just a square), but it's never even close to being enough for the next person to use.

Yo, who's the roll troll? Can someone bring me another roll of TP?

by Allie85 March 8, 2011

Wonka Roll

There are a couple of definitions. One, is where you want to boot someone on an online game, you go on a soundboard and play "you get nothing, you lose, good day sir" from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Two, is where you trick someone into watching a video or listening to something but instead they hear that "you get nothing, you lose, goo day sir" clip.

*Azn Invasion245 joins the party on Xbox Live*
*Host plays "you get nothing, you lose, good day sir" clip*
*Host boots Azn Invasion245*
Get Wonka Rolled!!!

by Vicodeez October 8, 2009

Tutsi Roll

Switching positions during sex with a Rwandan man or woman.

New video on PornHub. Rwandan couple can’t stop doing Tutsi Roll’s.

by BeastEJ December 14, 2018

Roll the Pencil

When you're taking a test with multiple choice and you're desprate for answers, you can use a pencil in the same way flipping a coin works. Write a letter on each side of the pencil then roll it and hope for the best. Rolling the Pencil origionated at the Park School in Brookline, Massachusets.

G: "You ready for this Latin test?"

J: "no way... im gonna roll the pencil the for the whole test"

by Agdgdgwngo November 13, 2011