Johnny

The Ultimate Edge Lord

He's a Johnny
I want to become a Johnny

by JustRam3n November 21, 2023

little Johnnys ant 123

small is what you are you're age is between 1-3

you're a little Johnnys ant 123 Bruh it's obvious

by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

Johnny

the boys with the biggest dicks

thick butt girl: im scared of johnny his dick too big

thick butt girls friend: stop being scary, but it is kinda big tho

by daggerdiccj3 February 21, 2022

Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing

^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!

by thurb March 31, 2023

Johnny Ass Pops

When your thicc ass pops. You may get moody and get mood swings after.

Awe dammit, I got the Johnny ass pops again!

by Mr.Hitler_mushu October 10, 2020

Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.

Person #1

“Where do I hang my towel”

Person #2
“Just Johnnie it into the washing basket”

by Johnnie’s Towel February 28, 2025

Johnny Shot

The Johnny shot is when you take a shot of Malort and chase it with well tequila. No line or salt can be used.

Person A: Hey can I get a Johnny shot?
Bartender: Of course! You’re wild af!

by Doble P December 6, 2023