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Dog Hog

Zoology. The process of in which a dog is being hogged.
Hey Jeff! Stop dog hogging
by Bagelbeagle October 3, 2018
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hog run

When you’re banging a larger individual and leave right after the deed is done.
Brad: “Bro. Didn’t realize that chick was a pig so I had to hog run.”
by Ghana_Ghana_Ghana December 3, 2017
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Roll Hog

Someone who is wrong but will not admit it
The Roll Hog couldn't recite the alphabet backwards but insisted he did.
by Emmiee May 7, 2011
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Slippery Hogged

To use bacon grease in place of lube. A slippery bacony treat.
Yo I totally just slippery hogged her booty

Did you have sex? Yeah we slippery hogged.

Why does it smell like bacon? We slippery hogged.
by B-Rice May 11, 2014
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HOG

Acronym: Hot Old Guy, that is, an older man who has no grand-children. Use as Hot Old Girl at your own risk!
Hey ladies, check out that guy over there, what a HOG!
by the_me777 October 29, 2019
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Tater Hog

An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.

WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.

Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
That fucking tater hog got my dope again?!
by Taintpoker November 1, 2023
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crankin my hog

When you rev ur strait piped screamin hog down the innerstate makin librols angry.
Ive gone 3 days without crankin my hog and im itchin
by ElvizP February 2, 2025
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