jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch 

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.

Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017

Jesus. H Christ 

An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.

Jesus. H Christ by joeweller53 January 20, 2019

mr. christan 

Hippocratic potato

mr. christan: NO! NO BATTLE PASS FOR U

mr. christan by neonmotion November 21, 2019

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! 

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021

jesus H. christ 

The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.

jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald

jesus H. christ by sawrce July 11, 2022

Jesus H. Christ 

God.

"I am God."
- Jesus H. Christ

Jesus H. Christ by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t February 26, 2025

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