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brosogyny 

the inherent hatred of bros by other bros and/or society
Bro 1 "Yo bro, did you see those two chodes eating at Chipotle yesterday wearing those plastic neon wayfarers?"

Bro 2 "Yeah broham, those fags went to boarding school in Vermont with Nigel and Charles."

Bro 3 "Woah brosephs, watch the brosogyny, dudes. There's enough Keystone Light to go around

Broskilicious

Person 1: DUDE! THAT HAT IS SO AWESOME!
Person 2: I KNOW! ITS BROSKILICIOUS!

Broskins 

A bro, friend, guy or girl.

sometimes two people. Broskin(S) = plural
Matt: Hey adam!
Adam: Yo Broskins! Sup man?

brosophagus 

a bro who simply talks to much or constanly has his mouth open. this can be a bro talkin crap, or telling constant stories mainly about girls, fights or parties...
man steve has not stopped talking about his trip to the jersey shore since he got here, ya he has really turned into a brosophagus
brosophagus by gbaby2011 October 14, 2011

Broseph Smith 

"I've got to go pick up my Broseph Smith from sacrament meeting"

"Bros, put away the natty. Broseph Smith is here"

"I hate it how I can't chill with my Broseph Smith on Sundays"

Brost Office 

1. Any location or environment (dorm, house, campgrounds, etc.) in which bros can be bros and can bro it up to almost no extent.

2. A service dealing with strictly bro-to-bro contact, correspondence, or exchange. Includes otherwise open social networking sites in which the user only adds bros as contacts.
1. Dude 1: Why does everyone call Mike's place the Brost Office?

Dude 2: Because there's no rules, no neighbors, and all the booze you could ever dream to have.

2. Dude 1: Did Jim tell you when the party's at?

Dude 2: (logging in to Facebook) I'll check my Brost Office right now and see.
Brost Office by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012

brostanks 

The slightly derogatory term used to address your fellow band members.
Hey Brostanks, Alt J is playing the Filmore on 9/5 tix are $33 ea anyone up for it?
brostanks by efaz May 17, 2013