Hair on the Highway

A mythical place where the weary traveller can stop for a rest, get a cold beverage whilst gaining a new superior hairstyle that is cut by the ever upstyling Queen Balayage.

“Maybe we should stay at the Hair on the Highway”,
“Don’t joke about that Joe, you’ve heard about the myth of the Hair and the Highway.

by Olivia Trdeeeuuuuuu March 12, 2021

hair cleavage

Hair cleavage is when a guy is wearing a neck plunging shirt (wife beater, polo, or v-neck) and has curly brown/black hair sticking out.

Paulie's gold chain was resting on his hair cleavage which was spewing out of his unbuttoned white polo.

by Rockymyworld27 March 4, 2017

Cunt Hair

Urban slang meaning the 2nd smallest unit of measurement.

We just need to shift this dresser a cunt hair more to allow the door to open and close easily.

by urbandoug February 18, 2018

Hair Cottage

Slang for vagina, specifically an unshaven one. Not to be mistaken for a shaven one (see: Bare Cottage).

Tony : hey Frank, how was your date with Suzy yesterday?

Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?

by IGSDann April 21, 2017

Pineapple Hairs

The youtuber “Anix” has asked his fellow subscribers to make sure this ends up on urban dictionary. here we are. he used the term “pineapple hairs” in his video where he made spongebob’s house VERY WELL

Look Anix, it’s pineapple hairs!

by peppas.army June 16, 2020

new hair

new hair makes you a daddy pitatti

i see you got some new hair

by brayden anderson March 17, 2019

Elven Hair

A weird long hair that grows seemingly overnight from your arm, back, or other unexpected part of the body.

I just pulled a 4 inch elven hair from my shoulder. That totally wasn’t there yesterday.

by Shewolf55 July 18, 2020