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National kick a boy named Jacob day

November 19th is National Kick a boy named Jacob day. Any kid named Jacob, kick them.
Random person:“Hey Jacob it’s National kick a boy named Jacob day
Jacob: “uh oh..”
by Skskmoto November 18, 2019
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my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.
mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.
by boburt March 29, 2004
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National Girl slaps Boys Ass day

All girls need to slap the boys ass and call em thick!

National girls slap boys ass day is from April 19-22
National girl slaps boys ass day All girls slap boys booty for revenge
Example: omg did you just see Jessica slapped Tony’s butt.
by Alex666hoe April 18, 2019
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December 18th is national white boy appreciation day! Go post about your favorite white boy
person 1: “There he is! There’s my favorite white boy!”
person 2: Well it’s actually National White Boy Appreciation Day: December 18th
person 1: I’m gonna post about him
by hannahwastaken December 18, 2020
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Shup boi! Cuz yer next!

Jerred Berchowski laughs at Toddlah when he's suckin on Deputy Ryans Caulk
so Ryans says dis then forces both bois heads down to his crotch area.Later he puts his bois in a headlock and forces dem to listen to his campfire song played on his acoustic guitar!
Jerred:HaHa Todd you gay fag!
Ryans: Shup boi cuz yer next!
Jerred:(gulp)
Ryans:Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah Boi! Jimmy sucks cock and I don't care.............(singing songs)
by spazz13 November 5, 2004
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I just had a brown baby boy

When you take a duke and the poop is so large that it looks like you had a baby boy
by Abby HEielma June 2, 2003
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Hug your girl/boy best friend

Nov. 15 is the day you get to hug your girl or boy best friend!
by Loving the broskis November 14, 2019
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