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banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
mugGet the banging the wifemug.

4TH GEN LEE KNOW'S WIFE

Aayushi is Lee Minho's only legit delusional wife.
Who is 4th gen Lee Know's wife?
oh, she is Aayushi
by thazzafact October 27, 2021
mugGet the 4TH GEN LEE KNOW'S WIFEmug.

Toon wife

The western version of waifu,meaning a character from western animation a cartoon fan considers his wife.
I have a toon wife.
by Friar cuck October 21, 2018
mugGet the Toon wifemug.

Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. A women finally relieved of the man’s bullshit by some skank ass, part time, raccoon faced ROW HOE, that he bedded down with, ultimately leading to his next forever home.
Love… he never loved me I was just his foster wife!
by Chane Chane August 27, 2023
mugGet the Foster Wifemug.

Wife

is a man bride he married forever .
this is my beautiful wife who i love and cherish forever.
mugGet the Wifemug.

Future Wife Day

Yo I'm celebrating future wife day with the soon to be wifey on November 26th man..
by doesa_anyone_really_know August 1, 2023
mugGet the Future Wife Daymug.

A wife

Hey, you know what else you don't have? I'll give ya a hint 😃🖕
A retard "You don't have a wife either!"

Hym "Why would I fuck my sister you freak!? Disgusting!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2024
mugGet the A wifemug.

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