by haikumoonface April 19, 2018
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by Tommy Velvet November 29, 2020
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I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!
by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017
Get the toilet turkey mug.Known as Thanksgiving, prior to the year 2020, where Blue State Governors and associated local Health Officials channel their inner King George, mandating masks in your home with your loved ones while watching football and eating typically dry Turkey. Everyone's here for the booze and the sides so leave us alone!
Hey bro- Phil Murphy and/or Gavin Newsom can suck it, we're coming to your house anyways, Thanksgiving 2020 is now called Turkey Rebellion! We threw tea into the harbor- what do they expect!
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Get the Turkey licker mug.At a special time during the year when your French girls come over, you are going to want to bake them into your French turkey. There are many different seasonings you can use, so you will have to be careful with the crevice of your French girl. Of course there might be some disagreement at first, but when they see how hot and tan they will be after being buttered and baked at 350, they will change their minds. You cannot resist the French turkey. SO HOT MAN. SO HOT.
by Cpt tickletits November 25, 2014
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