Moronic door kid

It call someone a dumbass next to a door.

Mom walks in shut up moronic door kid
Mon walks out

by Prapoleon May 23, 2022

Back Door Parole

To die in prison.

He's got back door parole.

by Indominus Rex April 21, 2018

Car door man

Car doorman, also known as Dorito and pink princess, is the hardest working man there is on the planet, he worked his way up from having no experience whatsoever, to becoming the le-jin-dary man himself, Kim Seokjin. He is also known as the loyal and fabulous diva wife to the world famous IQ 148.

An alternative name for Car door man could be Car door gay or Car door guy.

Friend: I aspire to become as amazing and beautiful as Car door man.
Me: Bitch keep dreaming.

by toolazytomakeapseudonym January 3, 2019

trap door syndrome

When a man's penis migrates from one side to the other, but turn falls thru the opening in the front of his underwear. Resulting in a trap that needs to be adjusted for comfort.

When I was insert activity I caught trap door syndrome mid stride, and was trouser trapped. Luckily the one leg shuffle sorted it out.

by 4BsBestIRL August 22, 2018

Door county mist

When you take a laxative and get pegged in the ass and see how long you can hold it before you blow

I gave my boyfriend the door county mist and he made a shitty mess

by Mist master June 11, 2023

Glass Door Closet

The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.

Yeah, he obviosuly likes dudes, but I guess he's in the Glass Door Closet

by Alagai March 22, 2017

spanish door knob

When you push the door knob into ones rectal cavity and continue to squeeze while trying to open the door.

I walked into my sons room to find him stuck to the door handle, it must be that new Spanish door knob he's been talking about

by The dickless magician August 30, 2016