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cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
by ferrkk October 12, 2011
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im bored so im gonna write a stupid story im 2 brain

im bored so im gonna write a stupid story im 2 brain

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by Earthworm SaIIy June 16, 2022
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Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
by posaidon April 13, 2023
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Sophomore Story

A pointless story, not relating anyway, or to anything in the current conversation.
"I'm standing cause I like to stand." "...Sophomore story."
by Alfonce94 September 19, 2011
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phoenix story

A “phoenix” story (in the context of online creators/YouTubers/influencers) is when someone gets completely burned to the ground publicly — massive controversy, cancellation, doxxing, harassment, loss of all platforms and income — and then, after disappearing for a while, quietly rebuilds a new career (often under a new name/brand) and ends up happier, healthier, and frequently more successful than before.
It’s called a phoenix story because, like the mythical bird that dies in flames and rises from its own ashes, the person has to let their old online identity “die” completely, then rebirth themselves from whatever is left.
Some well-known (or semi-known) examples of a phoenix story:
• Creators who were huge in the 2010–2015 era, got accused of something (true or false), lost everything, deleted all socials, and then years later came back as a totally different channel/niche and now have bigger audiences who have no idea about the old drama.
• People who used to be in drama-heavy circles (Skeptic YouTube, commentary community, etc.), got dog-piled, vanished, and resurfaced doing chill gaming, cooking, or educational content with a fraction of the old audience size but 10× the peace of mind and actual money.
• A few have even gone quasi-anonymous (avatar + voice changer at first) and built seven-figure businesses because they no longer have the baggage of their old name.
The key elements that make it a true phoenix (rather than just “they came back”) are usually:
1. They never really “clear their name” in the old space; the old controversy is still out there on Kiwi Farms or old Reddit threads.
2. The new audience is almost entirely unaware of the past (or doesn’t care).
3. The creator themselves says some version of “Getting canceled was the best thing that ever happened to me” because it forced them to escape a toxic ecosystem and build something sustainable.
by natalieocean November 22, 2025
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story burg

When you tell a funny story and the person you told it to repeats it as if it happened to them or in third person.

Burglary of your funny story.
I walked into work and Lola was retelling my funny story, what a story burg
by Lueisms August 24, 2022
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