sloppy saturday

When you get fucking shit faced on Saturday making a complete a complete ass of yourself or sleeping with a really funky person.

- What a sloopy saturday I was so wasted , I rodgered the Janitor of my highschool.
- This past Saturday I couldn't believe how stumbly I was, so black out! I ended up puking in this random chicks fake louis purse. What a sloppy saturday!

by bkb123 January 11, 2014

sloppy tilapia

That good good coochie

Oh my god, officer, I told her 13 times I was a fucking Mario cosplayer and she still wouldn't give me that sloppy tilapia!

by ab28472 May 3, 2019

sloppy corndog

When there is so much spunk on your cock after a blowjob that it starts to get crusty, thus resembling a corn dog.

My girl blew me so hard I had a sloppy corndog down there!

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by sloppy knot October 24, 2015

sloppy sam

When your jiz goes all over the place and gets on sam

Aw I just did a sloppy Sam

by JakenBacon 1939 March 22, 2017

Sloppy Dallas

to have your girlfriend put a HUGE dip in and suck your dick (created by McNasty and Soup on youtube)

Hey baby go grab that can of Copenhagen i want me a sloppy dallas!

by taterman32 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

when your girl (if you had one) gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip and makes your shaft look like lawn clippings and or turd

"hey baby give me a sloppy dallas"
proceeds to fill mouth with dip

by go sub to mc nasty October 16, 2020

sloppy Cronkite

A sexual term invented by Jon Stewart (or the writing staff) of the Daily Show.
It refers to vague (usually homosexual) sexual activity between political staffers, elected officials, members of the press etc.
Perhaps the term is designed as an the over the (capital) hill parody of the well-known Dirty Sanchez.

"Cheney and Libby gave each other sloppy Cronkites in the broom closet."

by KiraKiraKilla December 9, 2008