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New Jersey

Essentially, a giant suburban landscape filled to the brim with strip malls, outdoor shopping plazas with god forsaken asphalt seas, and awful drivers to complete the package. I've lived in the state all my life and it has provided me nothing but agonizing years of pain and boredom. While some parts of the state feature fairly attractive rural areas, quaint towns untouched by idiotic guido scum and historic architecture, the majority of it is housing developments and moronic people who never got up and moved west but would rather pay exuberent taxes. The McMansion reigns supreme and it takes forever to drive anywhere. It is the worst example of post-war America next to Long Island and Los Angeles. Mediocre public transport, identical housing tracts, and bland boring suburban culture.

New Jersey can be divided into three parts, North, Central, and South.

The North, it is populated by your typical Bergen county types who range from retarded Italians to cracked out minority. Despite it's proximity to New York, it is fairly unsafe and still suffers from extreme amounts of crime and poverty.

Central New Jersey is the heart of suburbia as it lacks access to nothing worthwhile aside malls and diners, which in turn, are boring and pathetic examples of pride which others deem them. Princeton University is located here, but most people in New Jersey rarely visit it considering Princeton is one large Asian fortress that keeps to it's own.

Southern New Jersey is the epitome of the country but with all the charm of being mentally ill. Despite proximity to Philadelphia, it too suffers from crime in nearby Camden.

And then there's the shore, or beach areas. Basically overpriced slums with a wooden walkway known as a boardwalk for you to fritter away your time before you return to your respective suburb.

Do not come to New Jersey. It's like everywhere else in America that you hate, but worse.
New Jersey is awful, I'm moving to California.
by New Jersey Blows August 16, 2009
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Leaky News

A website for Harry Potter news, updates, and interviews. Also has a podcast called PotterCast.
Before the fifth Harry Potter movie came out, I went to Leaky News to get all of the updates.
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new word

a new word for the new phase we are about to enter
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Good News

Pot-smokers might use the term "good news" to hide the fact that they are talking about weed in public.
"You hear about any good news lately?"

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"Hey man you got any good news?
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New Yorked

When during a routine traffic stop a law enforcement official(s) without provocation smashes a citizen's car window(s) out with a police baton, drags the driver off to the side of the road, and proceeds to unload multiple rounds into their torso with their issued duty firearm.
"When the police pulled that man over, despite his compliance, the police approached his vehicle and NEW YORKED him. Another roadside piracy."
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new-looker

A New-Looker is pretty much self-explantory, it is a girl who lives in New look clothes. This doesnt include some of the cooler more unique clothes and shoes new-look stocks it is usually, a faded denim skirt, black or white pumps, a white t-shirt, black cropped cardigan and a long silver necklace with some kind of beading at the bottom. New-lookers listen to mild RnB music like Rihanna or Amerie.
Examples of new-lookers are all around you as they are just girls who dont want to stand out.
by LIVVY W *** February 13, 2008
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NEW TRACK

New Track mainly said by LIL SHANK (SoundCloud Rapper) When he announces a new song coming out,

Lil Shank is one of the best new soundcloud artist right now.

When shank says "New track" sometimes it take a while for that track to drop,

But never the less LIL SHANK will be signed next
Lil Shank- NEW TRACK SOON BITCH
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