clapboard house

A slump trap house u might find out in a place like Tacoma or down past tha bay..

"Betta watch yo ass bringin' that shit up'n near there - clapboard house.. N' don't never look at 'em funny boah!
Sum tha porch folk mind'n you.. So mind how u do fool, or you'll mind 'em come snatch'n yo' jewels, b*tch!!"

by Z.L. March 28, 2008

House on stilts

A house on stilts is a woman with a massive torso connected to two spindly, spider-like legs. She is the human personification of Baba Yagga's hut. She has the legs of a marathon runner and the upper body of a big fat sloppy American woman.

"Man, Maria is a real house on stilts. Look at the size of that chick's tiny legs! How do her legs even hold up that much bulk?"

by CPT Ron October 12, 2013

bear house

The fan club of Smokey Bear's Secret Clubhouse

bear house is where good music is at

by The manager 382 February 3, 2014

house special

House special is a street name for the painkiller Vicodin, so used due to a popular medical drama on the Fox TV network.

Sweet! My back hurt, so my doctor prescribed me the House special!

by ATiggerDarkly February 4, 2008

Mood House

A house where you are in a good mood.

Man this mood house is making me toot!

by George Richards May 27, 2011

house crowns

(v.) To bring home a crown, i.e., win a championship. Ascend to the throne. Reign victorious.

( INSERT SPORTS TEAM ) is in the business of housing crowns, pal.
All I do is house crowns.

by Snark Chariot August 26, 2014

Whitney House

The rowdiest house on the Brooks School campus, patrolled by Captain Moore, the 2nd most attractive asian on campus. Whitboys are prone to erratic behaviors such as screaming “AYO SHAWTAY”, “YARRRRGH”, and “EW, THAT’S GROSS”. Other unusual behaviors include collecting artifacts in the woods, squatting on the toilet, and a ritual known as “ram night”.

“Whitney House is gross, but lokey rowdiest dorm on campus”

by Todd Lurfondler January 27, 2019