Chocolate Headphones

When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."

Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!

by Horhay the IV March 11, 2011

Chocolate Gateau

The act of ejaculating into somebodys anus, and then having them spread the shit across your chest.

My Girlfriend was feeling adventerous last night, so we made a Chocolate Gateau.

by PandaPower June 23, 2010

chocolate wasted

when you get passed over dose drunk/wasted

omg, i'm so chocolate wasted right now

by an0nym0us1234 June 23, 2010

chocolate sundae

when you take a shit on your girlfriends chest and then jerkoff on top and add a cherry

my girlfriend wanted a chocolate sundae from dairy queen, so i delivered right between her tits, then she sucked me off

by rowdy roddy piper April 26, 2008

the chocolate falls

wen a girl lays down with her mouth wide open with her eyes blindfolded and u climb to a great height and release explosive diareha onto her face with a great force.

haha i tricked that bitch a gave her the experience of THE CHOCOLATE FALLS

AHHHHHH the chocolate falls are coming

by pat murray April 13, 2007

chocolate samurai

--Meaning angry slant-eye wielding a doo-doo weapon

--This fatality is accomplished during sexual gymnastics, when a man is penetrating the woman from behind and fists her puckered brown eye. The man then pulls his hand out, rigidly straightens his arm and hand (to look like a samurai sword), flips the woman over so she is facing him, and draws back and slaps her in the chest (as if hitting her with a sword).

When Kyoko disgraced her family, her father disciplined her humiliating her with a chocolate samurai

by Lord Abortion December 26, 2004

Chocolate fountain

To stand upon your head and shit all over your self to gain sexual pleasure.

I love to chocolate fountain, It is best with explosive diarrhea.

by Puppetmaster24 November 25, 2010