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Blowjob

In short, sucking a mans penis. But the quality of a blowjob is what defines it.
Cocksucking is an art. You must suck at different speeds. Suck hard and long, then fast. Deepthroating is required when giving a good blowjob, meaning the penis goes far into the mouth and to the back of the throat, and the deeper it goes, the more pleasure for the man. Cumming is more likely during this, and to be a blowjob, the goal is an orgasm and not achieving this means it’s just sucking dick, not a blowjob. If they cum, drink it up, spitting it out is seen as disrespectful and gives the man great pleasure when you swallow it.
A great blowjob is a pleasure unmatched. Having a blowjob can be done by anyone. A guy can give an amazing blowjob, often better than a female, and people with no gender do it too. Straight horny men will get blowjobbed by gay men, it’s not to uncommon.
We were hanging out in the living room, the game playing in the backround. He stood up and pulled my boxers off. “Matt, I’m straight” I grumbled. “But I know you would love a blowjob” Matt whispered back, he was almost begging and looked up at him. I open my legs wide and he encicles my penis with his mouth and began sucking and licking. I moaned with pleasure as he sucked harder. He continued sucking, playing with my balls with his hands as he deepthroated my penis. I screamed as I let out a large explosion of cum.
He licked it up, swallowing it quickly. I sat there, this being the best experience of my life. My girlfriend sucked my dick all the time, but it was never like this. I leaned back into the couch, falling asleep. I woke up hours later, and he was still there, sucking.
by The Dragon Hearted February 27, 2022
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Carolina Blowjob

When ones partner consumes a Carolina reaper before giving a blowjob. The heat slowly builds until your dick is red and flaming hot eventually leading to an extremely intense bj that you and your partner will never forget.
Dang dude, you got a Carolina blowjob that's intense.
by el KTR January 25, 2021
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Joshane-blowjobs

This is a blowjob invented by Joshane Emmanuel Asis. it involves blowjobbing the joshane way.
Lets do this joshane-blowjobs!
by Joshane Emmanuel Asis April 10, 2024
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Tasmanian Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob so wet and volatile that it feels like getting a blowjob from the Tasmanian devil. Can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how sloppy you like your blowjobs
Dashawn: Man my girl gave such good head last night
Gregoriano: bro my girl gave me a Tasmanian blowjob last night! It was like puttin my dick in a waterfall!
by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018
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barracuda blowjob

A blowjob where a person bites or scrapes the shaft of the penis with their teeth. barracuda, shark, teeth, bite, scrape, chomp, blowjob, oral sex, oral, fellatio, cunnilingus, skin flute, sex, facial, bukkake, facial abuse
I've been seeing this woman for about a month and she's awesome. We hooked up last night and she gave me a barracuda blowjob. I've been sore all day.
by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016
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Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.
Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."
by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019
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ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.
“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”
by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 20, 2017
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