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Peterfuckle Birthday

Any event of zero significance that is advertised months in advance by a shorter friend of Israeli descent. Must be celebrated by at least one person ending up in the ER due to alcohol and at least 3 others hammered beyond recognition. A peterfuckle must contain at least one scorched earth event and one person doing something for "the last time ever." Peterfuckle birthday is a yearly tradition that usually happens on February 8th but can be celebrated at any time. However, peterfuckle must be pre-faced by Darty invitations at least 3 months in advance.
Dude last weekend was a movie, I can't believe we survived Peterfuckle Birthday.

i know we have 364 days to go but are you hype for Peterfuckle Birthday next year? It better be in your calendar!
by Bazooka Sharks May 6, 2025
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golden birthday

the birthday when you turn the same age as your birthdate
It's Amelia's golden birthday! She is turning 30 on January 30th
by itsmeitsmeals January 6, 2023
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Birthday blessings

To be thankful for the love shown, great friends, and friendly reminders that people care.
I’m grateful for the birthday blessings I was bestowed and the loved one close I hold dear.
by Titus dyfilid February 25, 2019
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Birthday Cake

The Act of Slapping your partner in their face during sex as they are about to climax, immediately followed by giving them surprise Anal.
That nasty slag down the hall really enjoys her birthday cake.
by Hugh e Rexion November 17, 2023
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birthday sex

when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born
by Vita Smart November 28, 2022
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Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
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Ukrainian Birthday Candle

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.
The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.
by mub1002 October 8, 2022
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