A twat swatter is the female equivalent of a cock blocker. A female friend may be blocking you from wooing another female, either out of ignorance or jealousy.
by t89472 August 30, 2010
Get the Twat Swatter mug.When someone is being a real bitch, and makes alot of negative comments based around self pity. "None gender specific."
Hey, you know what? I think Justin Is making pearls again. Yeah... He's a real oyster twat... Let's call him Sandy.
by HoneyBucketX February 28, 2017
Get the Oyster Twat mug.This is a girl who prevents her friend from hooking up with a guy. The female version of what we know as a "cock block".
Suzie and her hot guy are making out on the dance floor.
Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.
Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter
Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.
Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter
by mi_ni June 11, 2009
Get the Twat Swatter mug.Slang; Noun:
1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.
1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.
-So tell me what happened again, before the boss comes back...-
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."
What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."
What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."
by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 7, 2017
Get the Twat Tease mug.1. A horny person in search of female genitalia.
2. A person on the hunt for a female to have sex with.
3. One who trolls social media or the streets looking to get laid.
4. A nickname relating to a male person who sleeps with many women- may be labeled as a womanizer or a 'man whore'.
2. A person on the hunt for a female to have sex with.
3. One who trolls social media or the streets looking to get laid.
4. A nickname relating to a male person who sleeps with many women- may be labeled as a womanizer or a 'man whore'.
One should always be cautious of whom they meet online, they might be a sexual predator... an online twat bot.
by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022
Get the twat bot mug.A twat so amazing that it sizzles. A lady known to live in Temecula, CA and be a member of the most exclusive club in town. She likes to go to Palm Springs every summer, break cups, eat sandwiches in the Jacuzzi and lounge in her active wear. She is awesome and amazing, hilarious beyond compare. She is loyal and generous, and her farts smell like angel kisses. She can be clumsy and fall down stairs and break things. She can cannonlog the shit out of a pool. Her laugh can be a cackle you hear in your dreams or nightmares. She can be a clean eating super freak or eat Twinkies for breakfast. She likes dolphin shaped sex toys and has a gag reflex like a baby eating solids for the first time. She can make chainsaw noises like a mother fucker and take out a cactus with her toes. She will dry hump a pool noodle, be freakishly strong and known to have a clean shaven snatch like stamped concrete. Also answers to the name Cookie Killjoy, Virginia, Mime, Sweet Tea, Cannonlog, Chainsaw, Fluffy, Tiki Tiki and Cactus Dawn.
Hey have you heard of those Sizzling Twats? Those bitches are bad ass. I want to be a member of that group!
by Fluffy Orange Princess January 13, 2018
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