crayon painting

When someone (Usually an animal like a dog or cat) wipes their ass on the floor to try to clean their butt.

Sometimes leaving brown streaks, dubbing it "Crayon-Painting".
Yo Alex, Quit Crayon Painting the floor.
by itz_lexiii_ November 29, 2024
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Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church November 30, 2012
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losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity
Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.
by sir dank wank snog May 10, 2016
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Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.
Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!
by ltotheando November 16, 2020
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Trading Paint

The act of 2 gay guys that push there poop from ones asshole to the others and back and forth to one another
Richard and I we're having just a wonderful time last night. We then decided to start trading paint.
by Suck A MothaFuckin Dick December 18, 2015
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Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Sorospayroll.
Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 09, 2025
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