muppet blowing

A hand-job from a puppet (technically a muppet blowjob) or a hand-job with you hand in a pocket.

You see John he was muppet blowing in the ally

by madman88 May 4, 2015

blow torch

when a girl takes a sip of scotch/whiskey and then proceeds to give a guy a blow job. burn baby burn.

we were sippin' some scotch man n then she be cray n put her mouth around my cock wit some still n. bitch gave me a blow torch!

by kittenkat4 July 18, 2014

Bro blow

Completely normal action between two straight guy friends. As mentioned, saying “no homo”’ explicitly makes it not gay. One of the best things to do to show true bro friendship showing each bro you really care about them.

Dave: hey man I’m feeling down and could use some bro time.
John: I gotchu. How about a bro blow?
Dave: perfect!

by ScottyyW February 3, 2020

blowing goats

When you are doing so badly in something such as sports that your time would be better spent blowing goats.

The team is blowing goats this inning.

by CANSECO33 July 24, 2015

Mind Blowing

A highly passionate act of sex in which the man reaches climax while penetrating the woman's skull through the eye socket.

Kim decided that in order to prove her undying love to Thurston, she would submit to him on their wedding night, receiving his wild bronco thrusts into her skull in what was to be her first, literally, "mind numbing," Mind Blowing experience.

by brainbutter February 17, 2010

blow back

(noun) In a convertible it's the (somewhat surprising) way the air blows from the back of the car toward the front. Many convertible drivers wear hats to reduce the effects of blow back. Fancy convertible makes such as Mercedes, BMW and Porsche often mount a screen behind the car's front seats to reduce blow back to those passengers.

Red thought he was all cool in his convertible until the blow back pushed his cap over his eyes and he ran down that mailbox.

by b1-66er April 29, 2008

Blow the Whistle

Positive Context: *the act of defining an above average looking women by the usage of a phrase*

Negative Context:*as a point at which the clock needs to be stopped*

"Damn she is fucking hot I give her an 8-1-8, Blow The Whistle"

"frat guy wearing a pink polo with the color popped....blow the whistle"

by Joe Floyd November 3, 2008