you're the man now dog

The state of being in which one is now the dog.

Hey, you're the man now dog.

by homedog March 18, 2003

donkey punch to man hover

While having anal sex with a female, you punch the bitch in the back of the head, knocking her out. Then garb her arms and run her around the room, while still fucking her, like a Hover vacuum.

She'll love it. Trust me

For an extra $5, the whore will let you donkey punch to man hover her.

by Fallinchild January 30, 2010

He-Man Ho slap

The act of digging into your ball sack with your hand, until you have frum-unda-cheese stank on your hand. You then slap someone you believe to be a Ho.

I He-Man Ho slapped that bitch last night!

by whackyzachy July 24, 2011

Lay down a straw man

Laying down a straw man is a project management technique where you throw out an idea for review/criticism knowing the idea is probably flawed. Kind of like the 3 little pigs straw house. Something made of straw is not likely to last.

I going to just lay down a straw man and we can go from there.

by jdoggit January 15, 2010

What the Jesus Christ man?!

Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.

Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

by Rustee John April 19, 2008

Two-man LAN party

1. A gathering of two men and an MMO, FPS, RTS, etc.
2. An innuendo describing sexual activity between two men.

Want to come over for a two-man LAN party?" "Sure, I'll bring the condoms.

by Defic8r March 5, 2011

homeless hairy man baby

Elia V.

A child of many mysteries, a phenomenon, may have come from Area 51

Oh my god, Elia, the homeless hairy man baby is coming!!

by uncookedgarbanzobean9 July 28, 2019