Old mans mouth

vagina - female genitalia

"OMG!Look at her Old mans mouth"

by RDFXGB February 3, 2009

slamming the man flesh

in a violent fit of sexual tension, usually after breaking up with ones girlfriend/slam piece, one will tug his meat to his hearts delight, or until his anger is calmed.

i was so pissed when my main bitch broke up with me that i was forced to begin slamming the man flesh as soon as i got home.

by Butthole Mcgee April 21, 2008

Mega Man 2

The second best Mega Man game. Majorities will say the best, but science shows that Mega Man 3 is a better game. There is 12 levels, 8 robot masters and 4 wily stages. Also one of the only good rushed games.

Person 1:Mega Man 2 is the pinnicle of NES Gaming.
Person 2:Science shows Mega Man 3 is better.

by Kfcnyancat September 2, 2012

Man from Nantucket

There once was aman from Nantucket

Who's dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin

While wiping her chin

You know I'm the king you fucking love it.

Jesus whose kid is this!!!! I would never put myself to work. Your mouth is better.

I'm the old man from Nantucket, bitches. You know the legend so who's first. They call me buckets of fun.

by Lordprettyflackobobby November 15, 2017

you're the man now dog

A transcendental state achieved when one simultaneously becomes both man and dog. Often a laudatory exclamation given by one man-dog to another for an act seen as deserving man-praise, while simultaneously evoking woman-disgust.

You gave her a juicy, steaming "Hot Carl"? You're the man now, dog.

So pooping on a woman's chest is empowering to both man and dog -- elevating the perpetrator to man-dog status. The more a woman is offended by this act, the more man-dog one becomes.

by This is how I live, THIS IS HOW I LIVE. September 8, 2003

Old Man Saggy Ass

A person who has qualities to the face that make her resemble an ass.

"Victoria sharpe."
"Dude, here comes old man saggy ass, lets get the fuck out of here."

by Obediah Rodriguez January 17, 2004

Dirty Fu Man Chu

Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez - Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with two fingers with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with one finger, while the other shit-covered finger runs under her lower lip. Then, you rim the girl's ass again, and this time, you run both fingers down the side of her mouth down to her chin, making the girl look like a Kung Fu star.

I couldn't stop laughing after I gave your sister a dirty Fu Man Chu - she looked like she liked it.

by Spencer June 20, 2003