A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.
Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.
Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!
Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!
by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023
Get the Jungle Wifemug. by GarfieldMalewife September 15, 2023
Get the wife pilledmug. Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.
When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.
by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021
Get the Wife salarymug. by TheSaltyCrab April 9, 2020
Get the andrews wifemug. by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017
Get the Wife from a past lifemug. by sageinctrl May 13, 2022
Get the yoongis wifemug. by Two-blocked July 6, 2022
Get the Wife beatermug.